Be careful what you wish for

You know how life goes? You get distracted from something and then you never really get back to it? Then it begins to feel like pressure and the last thing you need is more PRESSURE and then suddenly you remember you actually LIKED to do the thing you've been avoiding?

So. Hello again. Thank you to all the concerned citizens who have questioned and/or been lovingly disgruntled by my absence.

And then when it's been sooooo long since one's posted, one feels as though one must have something brilliant! witty! wise! wonderful! to write about for it to be worth the long-awaited return. Ummmmm. In lieu of that, I give you this:

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
BANANA UNDERPANTS TREE POOP! POOOOOOP!!!!
(falls over, heaving with uncontrollable, body-wracking laughter)

The preceding brought to you by four year old little girl humor closely resembling four year old little boy humor whose understanding of the inner workings of knock knock jokes is truly something to behold.

There. Now, admit it, you're wishing I would re-instate my sabbatical.