New app

There's this app I discovered called 'Posterity'.... it allows one to - by kid/date - document every supremely adorable/notable thing they've said.  AND OF COURSE my kids haven't said ANYTHING supremely adorable/notable since this Awesome Discovery.  It's like everything else - as if they somehow KNOW it will screw with me and they CHOOSE to not.  Or am I just being more discerning with the supremely adorable/notable things now that's they're actually Officially Documented?

I think not.

The Demands With Attitude or the Whiiiiiney Requests or the NeverEnding EVERYTHING ELSE.... My kids are reaching Some Level whilst I am reaching another and maybe someday they'll intertwine....?! How many generations have thought this very thing? It's both comforting and discouraging to think on that plane. As I type, I think of the STUPID STUPID DOUBLE TRIPLE STUPID article I read - and NO ThankYouVeryMuch - I won't even bother myself to find and link it because CURSE YOU, DURN (or otherwise) ARTICLE WRITER - claiming to Represent All Of American Fancy Writing Associates (and yes, I DO realize I'm using faaaar too many '-'s, Fancy Writing People).  So CONTRARY - oh so CONTRARY - to what we've been taught for a Hundred Billion Million Trillion Generations, EVIDENTLY, we are So Entirely Ridiculous to use TWO spaces in between sentences.  WELL.  Forget that. We're far too trained with the two spaces - see, sometimes programming works!  Nazi Germany :( isn't the only example! Our poor distracted thumbs will have an internal dialogue of the TWO OR NOT TWO (OR TWO? OR NOT TWO?!) SPACES variety and we will be unable to form a complete line of thinking (as evidenced by this post).  That's not good for anyone.  I do believe that for the rest of my natural life, I will use two spaces in between sentences (I mean SERIOUSLY, do they expect for it to be BEAT into our heads for (X)years and then for us to suddenly transform overnight to say, suuuuure, I'd LOVE to get on board the ONLY ONE SPACE between sentences when one types train?!!).  Wow. I'm WAY TOO INVOLVED in caring about such things.  Perhaps I will forget I ever 'learned' about the 'one space' phenomenon!  Yes.  That.

Goodnight and good luck.  It's 9:38pm and yes, nearly past my bedtime.  Which may explain at least some of the (un)proof-reading on my own behalf*.  Plus I haven't done this in 100 years. 

I miss this blog (again: super stupid name - BLOG (gag))!

Nevertheless, glad I'm back.

Gppdnight.  And why does this darn thing not auto-correct like my (mostly) beloved iphone?

Stupid thinf.

*I woke up, read it, BECAME COMPLETELY MORTIFIED at my post-vino antics and hacked it up.