Much to her delight, I just let Coco finish off a pack of gumballs. "Wow! Thanks, Mommy!" So, with my freshly bruised ego, (I'd link the last post about how beautifully superiorly gorgeous my daughter thinks Robyn is, but it's practically DIRECTLY BELOW) I say "You're welcome Buggerdoo. So, who's your most favorite mommy?" After all, I had JUST GIVEN HER 12 GUMBALLS and did I mention I'm way down the beauty food chain to my own daughter?! Isn't beauty supposed to be in the eye of the beholder?! BEHOLDER! I know you're thinking I probably deserve what was coming, considering I was fishing for a compliment. So what if I was. Coco said, "Miss Robyn. She's great. I like her earrings." Upon seeing the disgruntled face of the woman who gave birth to her and has nurtured, fed, clothed and loved her every day since, she adds, "and you're nice too." YOU'RE NICE TOO.Robyn, I'm packing up her things. Congratulations, it's a girl! You didn't even have to be pregnant and this one comes fully potty trained (gee, wonder which "nice too" person accomplished that?). Please send me a picture once a year and possibly an informational letter to accompany it. That'd be nice.
PS: Please remind her every so often that her less superior mommy loves her still. Rotten kid.
