If you're ever feeling low, you are welcome to think of me, belly laugh and remember that even though supposedly I rank in the lawyer/surgeon category of IQ testing, I AM A GIGANTIC IDIOT.Tuesday, May 6, 2008
Wow
What we have here is an unassuming stick of deodorant. It is also a testament to my stupidity. I have always hated starting a new stick because that plastic top was SO DARN HARD TO GET OFF. I generally used my teeth. After over three decades on this earth, I JUST figured out to TURN THE BOTTOM!!!!! and like magic, it raises up and releases the plastic torture device -- without cursing and gnashing of teeth. How is it possible I never realized that?!! I'm seriously considering having myself tested for a brain tumor.
If you're ever feeling low, you are welcome to think of me, belly laugh and remember that even though supposedly I rank in the lawyer/surgeon category of IQ testing, I AM A GIGANTIC IDIOT.
If you're ever feeling low, you are welcome to think of me, belly laugh and remember that even though supposedly I rank in the lawyer/surgeon category of IQ testing, I AM A GIGANTIC IDIOT.
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9 comments:
I think I just fell in love with you a little bit. This is SO something I would do!
But you're right about one thing- it IS really hard to get off (if you don't turn the bottom). Sometimes it's the simplest tasks that overwhelm me. :)
HAHAHA-this is why you are my friend. Makes me feel good to know that I wasn't the only one who didn't know that. It's only been a couple of years since I found out the secret that everyone had been keeping from me!! ;)
Ok, I never pulled it off with my teeth but pulled it off with my fingers. I never even considered just turning the bottom. LOL!!
I've had such moments --mine usually result in injury. In fact, I recently caught my hot curling iron in my arm pit -- which was freshly sealed with deodorant. The deodorant, I think, actually protected me from getting a much worse burn. It sizzled an bit but whatever. My other hand -- busy holding my toothbrush because I multi task. LOL!
Blessings!
Lacy
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You learn new things every day.
Ah, Kristi, love you.
I would NEVER laugh at you about this, since _I_ am the reason they had to put the little sticky-up tab on the top: when it used to be a SMOOTH plastic covering, I would FAIL TO REMOVE IT, cursing my deodorant for "not working---it's like I DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY ON."
oh my god who knew??!
Oh just wait. When you get older, for some odd reason you begin turning the deodorant dial the opposite direction without realizing it...& you stand there for 30 minutes trying to figure out why your new deodorant ain't workin'.
It just gets better. LOL :)
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